THERE WERE THESE GIRLS AT MY DANCE RECITAL DANCING TO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND IT’S BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY
IM LAUGHIGN S OHARD WHO THE HELL IS BUM FARTO WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD BUM FARTO WHER DID BUM FARTO GO
Imagine person A of your OTP tied to a chair after being bitten by a zombie, singing ‘you are my sunshine’ to person B and trying to assure them it’s okay to shoot them and make sure they don’t come back as a zombie.
I see one more man say he has no respect for modern women because women don’t respect one another and I will sit him down in a history class and force him to learn about internal misogyny and how men have not only installed this in women but encouraged it for decades.
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
Yahoo is in “serious talks” to partner with or buy what many adults consider the swaggiest hangout on that Internet thingamajig: Tumblr.
if i see one more ‘bitch i might be’ post i’m going to drink a mixture of cyanide and bleach