yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
THERE WERE THESE GIRLS AT MY DANCE RECITAL DANCING TO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND IT’S BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.
IM LAUGHIGN S OHARD WHO THE HELL IS BUM FARTO WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD BUM FARTO WHER DID BUM FARTO GO
this is my entire goddamn dash
i’m so fucking sorry okay this apology comes deep from my very macklecore okay
I SWEAR TO FUCK
oh my fucking god
Imagine person A of your OTP tied to a chair after being bitten by a zombie, singing ‘you are my sunshine’ to person B and trying to assure them it’s okay to shoot them and make sure they don’t come back as a zombie.
I see one more man say he has no respect for modern women because women don’t respect one another and I will sit him down in a history class and force him to learn about internal misogyny and how men have not only installed this in women but encouraged it for decades.
my best miley cyrus impersonation
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
Yahoo is in “serious talks” to partner with or buy what many adults consider the swaggiest hangout on that Internet thingamajig: Tumblr.
BUT WHY
if i see one more ‘bitch i might be’ post i’m going to drink a mixture of cyanide and bleach
im on the highway to hell
